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Welcome to I Pooped Today. (A Comic In 6 Parts)!

This is a shitty (pun intended) webcomic strip created in 2026. The comic was originally hosted on Instagram (on a small, private account) until I thought it a better idea to find a place to host the comic untethered from a major social media site. The comic, which blends .png, .gif, and .mp4 files, was developed for a platform that can handle whatever crazy formatting ideas I had, and so a self-programmable Neocities site was a no-brainer.

Dee Schnutz

The comic is written and hastily drawn by me, "Dazie Dee" Schnutz, an illustrator, musician, and horrible programmer from the greater Philadelphia area. I'm also the artist behind alt rock band Frog On Head and the amateurish sci-fi adventure comic Two Minutes To Doom (a.k.a. "2Min").

I enjoy long walks on the beach, reading a good book by the fireplace, and poking safety pins through the thin white layer of my calloused fingertips until my exterior epidermis peels away.

By the by, I hope you don't clutch your pearls too hard about the scatological nature of I Pooped Today. Is it crude? Yes. Is it lazy? Double yes. Am I worried people are going to misread this comic as some sort of fetish thing? A little bit, yes. But I do it anyway, because it's funny.

'Nuff said.